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Bart's Army Marching Song

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"Bart's Army Marching Song"
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Song Information
Singers: Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Bart Simpson
Kids
Length: 1:15
Writer(s): John Swartzwelder (lyrics)
Appearance(s): "Bart the General"

Bart's Army Marching Song is a song sung by Bart and his army when they were marching into war against Nelson.

Lyrics[edit]

Bart:
I got a B in arithmetic.
Army:
I got a B in arithmetic.
Bart:
Would have got an A but I was sick.
Army:
Would have got an A but I was sick.
Bart:
We are rubber, you are glue.
Army:
We are rubber, you are glue.
Bart:
It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
Army:
It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
Bart:
Sound off.
Army:
One! Two!
Bart:
Sound off!
Army:
Three!! Four!!
Bart:
In English class I did the best.
Army:
In English class I did the best.
Bart:
Because I cheated on the test.
Army:
Because I cheated on the test.
Bart:
Sound off.
Army:
One! Two!
Bart:
I can't hear you!
Army:
Three!! Four!!
Bart:
We are happy, we are merry.
Army:
We are happy, we are merry.
Bart:
We got a rhyming dictionary.
Army:
We got a rhyming dictionary.
Bart:
Sound off.
Army:
One! Two!
Bart:
One more time!
Army:
Three! Four!
Bart:
Bring it on home now!
Army:
One! Two! Three! Four!
One! Two! ... Three-Four!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is sung to the tune of The Duckworth Chant (also called "Sound Off"), a classic military marching song.

Appearances[edit]