Wikisimpsons:Featured comics quotes

From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured comics quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community from the comic stories. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons comic stories.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

"Midday on the Midway"

"Congratulations, Bart. That was the dumbest thing i've ever seen you do."

―Lisa Simpson /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

"Nobody's Purrfect"

"Abbaphlegga! Blek! Yaggha!"

―Eleanor Abernathy /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

"Bart's Day at the Zoo"

"I see London, I see France, I see Barty's underpants!"

―Sherri and Terri /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

"The Exorsister!"

"Mom, can I be a Ninja Assassin when I grow up?"

―Bart Simpson /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

"Wall or Nothing"

"Please! Lake water makes my throat close up!?"

―Wendell Borton /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)