- Barney: Holy Cow! Homer just fell on Aerosmith!
Flaming Moe's Theme Song
When the weight of the world has got you down,
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the towel,
'Cuz there's a place right down the block…
Where you can drink your misery away…
At Flaming Moe's… (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's…)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's…)
Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's…)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away…
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away…
- Mayor Quimby: Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day!
- Advisor: Uh, sir, this is already Veterans' Day.
- Mayor Quimby: It can be two things!
- Bart: The inventor I admire is not a rich man or a famous man or even a smart man. He's my father, Homer Simpson.
- Moe: The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink? (everybody in the bar spits out their drink) Uh, figure of speech.
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