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Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"/Quotes

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Season 10 Episode Quotes
210 "Lisa Gets an "A""
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"Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble""
"Mayored to the Mob" 212


(Bart looks in a brochure for a ghost town)
Bart: This ghost tow is gonna be great! Now with 30 percent more gun fights!
'Marge: And 40 percent more rootin' tootin'!

Marge: It's so sweet of you to take us out like this, Homie! Come on, kids, three cheers for your father! Hip, hip...!
Lisa: Mom, don't.
Marge: Hip, hip...!
Bart: We heard you the first time!
Marge: (angry) Hip, hip...!
Homer: Hey, I'm tryin' to drive here!

Homer: Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because they discovered gold right over there.
Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!

Tour Guide: Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by the Prostitute Express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from St. Joe in three days, Bloodbath Gulch quickly became known as the place where a trailhand could spend a month's pay in three minutes.
Homer: (impressed) Three minutes? (he whistles appreciatively)
Marge: I never realized history was so filthy!
Tour Guide: First on our tour is the whorehouse, then we'll visit the cathouse, the brothel, the bordello, and, finally, the old mission.
Marge: Oh, thank Heaven!
Tour Guide: Lots of prostitutes in there!

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