Milhouse of Sand and Fog/Quotes
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- Milhouse: I don't want to live in a world without Bart! (jumps down a cliff into the water)
Marge: Can he swim?
Bart: (cool) What do you think?
- Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.
- Bart: We tried to break up your parents and we broke up mine!
Milhouse: Wanna call my therapist and tell her how you feel? (dials into his cell phone) Hello, Dr. Wexler?
Wexler (over phone): Stop calling me! I'm on my honeymoon! (to her husband) Yeah, it's that weird kid again.
- Homer: Fifteen dollars to infect your kids! Now featuring the Pox box! (disclaimer fast) Pox Box not recommended for pregnant or nursing women. As with any disease box, results may vary. (normal) Pox box!
- Bart: I'd pay you a kajillion dollars for you and Marge to get together again.
Homer: (thinks) Make it 2 kajillion.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes.
Marge threatens Bart that she will delete all his custom ringtones on his cell phone but then in season 20, Bart doesn't have a cell phone.
