In Marge We Trust/Quotes
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- Lovejoy (putting letters on the church bulletin board): Can you believe this? They give you five Q's and only two U's. What a world!
- Agnes: Seymour, I'm tired. Tell them we're going next.
- Skinner: Well, I'm not principal of the line, Mother.
- Agnes: And you never will be!
- Lovejoy: The Lord will hear your lamentations and bring solace to your ills.
- Moe: The Lord or Marge Simpson!
- Lenny: Amen to that!
- Lovejoy: Um, could we please NOT yell out things in the church.
- Akira (reading the Mr. Sparkle box): He identifies himself as "a magnet for foodstuffs." He boasts that he will "banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts."
(Homer falls asleep during Lovejoy's sermon and smacks his head)
- Homer: DAMN IT!
- Lovejoy: Well, I seem to have lost my place . . . so I'll start over.
- Moe: Aw, for the love of crumb cake!
- Lovejoy: Our sermon today is on constancy.
(Ned Flanders calls Reverend Lovejoy with an "emergency.")
- Ned: I think I swallowed a toothpick!
- Kearney: I'm sleepy. Let's go to school.
- Marge: You've got to get him out of there.
- Zookeeper: Jeez, I'd like to, but if they don't kill the intruder, it's really bad for their society.
- Bart: They're going to kill him?
- Zookeeper: Eventually. First, they'll eat his skin.
