| The Most Dangerous Game
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Most Dangerous Game is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Most Dangerous Game content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After completing Fowl Play Pt. 3
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I've asked you all here for the most important job a man can have.
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If it's being a father, I'm over that. Big time.
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No. It's catching a giant, possibly non-existent, bird sort of thing.
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I'll find your beast, and I'll gut it, stuff it, and mount it for free.
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What if I just want you to find it?
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That'll cost you. I don't like to break up the package deal.
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| Task: "Prepare for the Hunt" (x60).
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Camping Tent
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Please, won't you reconsider this? Is it really worth killing a poor animal just to prove a crazy theory?
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Killing animals is the American way. Just think about Groundhog Day.
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The groundhog doesn't die on Groundhog Day!
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It does the way I celebrate. And you should see what I do to a bald eagle every fourth of July!
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| Task: "Flush out Bigclaw" (x90).
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What're you people doing out here? I'm trying to unwind by shooting cans off a fence. Gunplay is my yoga.
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We're hunting the most dangerous fence can of them all – Bigclaw.
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That sounds exciting. Maybe I could be your tracker. I did track these cans to their natural habitat – this fence.
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I don't usually make snap decisions, but you're hired! For double whatever you normally charge. No, triple! Double triple!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Crappy RV
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Why are there so many animals? I've already seen seven different kinds of scat.
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Uh, not all that's from the animals.
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You scared them all out of the forest when you tried to flush out Bigclaw. And now these poor animals are going to get hurt.
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Relax, honey, we're here to hurt a totally different poor animal.
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So you won't hurt these animals?
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I won't, no. Not I.
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| Task: "Round up the Wild Animals" (x190).
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Thanks to the Sky Finger, all these animals now have a wildlife sanctuary. Like a beautiful zoo without cages stopping the predators from eating everyone.
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Zoos rock! Everything tastes better when you drink it out of a giraffe head where the straw's his neck!
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I've done that.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Wildlife Sanctuary
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Well now we're just back where we started – albeit with a bunch of new swag.
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I guess the Bible is right; there is more to tracking animals than looking around and hoping.
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We need to step things up using food as bait. Ironic – I always thought I would be the only thing to die while eating.
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| Task: "Draw Bigclaw out of Hiding" (x120).
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Oh, nothing's happening. Bigclaw is probably just a lie made up by hillbillies. Like saying you can play music on spoons.
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Oh my God, it's Bigclaw! He came when I stopped believing in him, just like heart disease!
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Uh oh. He's mad ‘cause he knows we tried to kill him. Turkeys are so sensitive.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
BBQ Pig
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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I don't know why, but I thought something called “Bigclaw” would be more gentle. It's a monster!
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Not a monster, but a scientific effort to make bigger holiday turkeys. Perhaps there is a downside to playing God…
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And an upside -- a two-hundred-pound turkey dinner! Can I order two of them?
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There's only one, and a white shirt and blue pants will do nothing to protect you. Do you have anything else to wear?
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I have another white shirt and blue pants, but I only wear them for weddings. Oh, and there's my bear suit. I suppose it could be repurposed…
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| Task: "Assemble The Bear Suit" (x230).
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There, it fits just like a glove.
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Yeah, like a glove you've jammed your fat, bald body into.
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So just like I said. A glove.
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Engage in the endless struggle between man and beast! You've unlocked the "Fight Bigclaw" animated job for Homer.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
"Fight Bigclaw" animated job
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Pt. 6
| After completing Pt. 5
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There's something about a homemade suit that really gets the killing juices flowing.
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No offense, Dad, but I think all that's flowing is sweat.
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Sweat is a killing juice, look it up. Now, as soon as I can muster up the energy to move under all this weight, I can stumble towards getting revenge on Bigclaw.
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Dad, I know I ask you this a lot, but… is this really a good idea?
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If I thought about my actions beforehand, none of you kids would've ever been born. And then I wouldn't even be able to ignore your question, so… uh, hakuna matata.
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Task: "Trap Bigclaw" (x250).
Task: "Make Homer and Bigclaw Work Out Their Differences". The job takes place at the Wildlife Sanctuary and takes 3 hours.
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Dad, I'm begging you: don't kill it!
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*OOOLULLLU*
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Wait, I think he's trying to tell me something.
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*OOOLULLLU*
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That's what she said! Lisa, this guy's hilarious. And even better, he thinks I am!
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So you're… friends now?
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We're enemies. We hate each other… NOT!
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Dear Player, my Dad's lines are intentionally stupid to highlight that he has the intelligence and comic sensibility of a turkey.
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If you laughed at any of these jokes, you should feel as bad as we do for writing them.
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Bystanders beware! You've unlocked Homer's "Hunt the Most Dangerous Game" animated job.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
"Hunt the Most Dangerous Game" animated job
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