- For other uses of "Clash of Clones", see Clash of Clones.
| Clash of Clones
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Clash of Clones is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Clones content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Barbarian Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey new Homer, how do I look?
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Like level 1 loser.
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Is level 1 the best level?
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Level 1 am worst level. Total noob level.
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A noob! That's the worst thing a person can be! I don't wanna start at Level 1. I should start at level… a million billion.
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It easy: get gold, go to castle, level up! Sometimes me level up in sleep.
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Task: "Collect Gold" (x300).
Task: "Upgrade Barbarian Homer to Level 2".
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That is easy!
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Yes, leveling up am easy… at first!
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*evil laughter*
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I don't get your jokes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Barbarian Homer's exclamation mark
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Raiding rules! These dorks do all the getting killed, and I get all the gold.
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What's that purple stuff?
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It's called like elixir or something. I get it from raiding. I don't really know what it's for.
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It looks like wine.
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Wine comes in bottles and is drunk by fancy people. This is just… purple goo. It's like all thick and nasty.
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I dare you to drink it.
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Yeah okay sure, why not?
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*glug* *glug* glug*
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That's not wine… that's much much better than wine! It makes wine taste like box wine!
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I feel confident, talkative, funny, physically attractive and generous!
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Can I have a sip?
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Screw you! Go loot your own elixir! It's bender time!
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Did someone call me?
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No, the good kind of Bender.
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| Task: "Make Barbarian Homer Go on an Elixir Bender". The job takes 24 hours.
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That was amazing! I was blasted on elixir for 24 hours, and no hangover!
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Finally, a booze that doesn't make you feel crappy afterwards, and isn't at all addictive.
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I NEED MORE ELIXIR!!!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Barbarian Homer's exclamation mark
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Man, I love being part of a strategy-based raiding game. My old game sucked. SUPER SUCKED.
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Your castle's looking pretty awesome there Homer.
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Why does everyone keep calling me Homer? I'm clearly a barbarian.
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Sure you are.
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Sure you are.
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Sure you are.
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Sure you are.
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Sure I am.
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Anyway, I am jonesin' for some of that elixir stuff. I just love how non-addictive it is.
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I can't stop thinking about that non-addictive mystery liquid -- it's lack of addictiveness consumes my every waking thought.
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| Task: "Make Barbarian Homer Go on an Elixir Bender". The job takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Wuzzuh… so not-addictive… Where am I?
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You at my gold farm.
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Gold farm? I'm the only gold raider in this town. Me, Homer the Barbarian. I mean, just a nameless Barbarian.
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No, I is gold farmer. I cheats the system to get gold for myself.
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Well, I usually like cheating. But it sounds like you're cheating me.
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Tell you whut. You give me some that there that thur that purple moonshine and I'll share my gold with you.
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Share my elixir! Never! I can never let another person taste its non-addictive succulence.
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Sounds like someone's in denial.
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Oh, fine.
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| Task: "Make Barbarian Homer Confront Gold Farmers". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 16 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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