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The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Van Houtens content update/The Van Houten Curse Gameplay
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The Van Houten Curse
The Van Houten Curse Pt. 1
After the user logs in on September 9th:
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Hey, Milhouse. What's your hat size? I wanna get you a cap just like mine.
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Why don't you just give me yours?
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That's a great idea! This is gonna be your best birthday party this week!
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Unbelievable. Milhouse is friends with Jimbo now? Every time I try to make him uncool, he ends up even cooler.
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Excuse me, Superfriend, if you're done monologuing, it's your turn to roll the dodecahedron.
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*sigh* Okay here goes.
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Gack! That's the icosahedron! Bart, get your head in the game!
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Look, the only reason I agreed to play Dungheaps and Doofuses with you guys is because you're the only ones left who can't get into Milhouse's dumb birthday parties.
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Actually, we hacked the app and acquired a reservation to tonight's late seating.
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Of course you did.
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Task: Collect Pasta Bowls [x155] Task: Make Bart Roll for Initiative (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) If the user has Database: Task: Make Database Cast a Protection Spell on the Party (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
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Heya Homer, wanna get some frosty chocolate milkshakes for old times' sake?
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Sorry, boy, but I already agreed to drive Lisa and Milhouse to get gelato. They pre-ordered forty-three of them for me.
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Maybe we can hang out tonight? Just mother and son.
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And Maggie.
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*suck suck*
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No thanks. I'll just be up in my room binge watching anime until my eyes fall out.
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Have fun!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Van Houten Curse Pt. 2
After completing The Van Houten Curse Pt. :
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Hey Lisa! Boy, have I got a special surprise for you tonight!
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Really? What is it?
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We get to pick up my Nana from the airport.
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Didn't we just spend hours with your grandmother?
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That was my Dad's mom. This is my Mom's mom. She arrives at the INTERNATIONAL terminal. From Italy!
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*sigh* Bellissimo.
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Task: Collect Pasta Bowls [x110] Task: Make Milhouse Wait for Nana at the Airport (4h, Springfield Airport or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Wait With Milhouse at the Airport (4h, Springfield Airport or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Van Houten Curse Pt. 3
After completing The Van Houten Curse Pt. :
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Welcome to Springfield, Nana!
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What I tell you about speaking English?
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But we're in America! That's what we speak here.
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Fine. But use your hands so I understand what you say.
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And who's this? Bella ragazza! Much too pretty for you. What does her family owe us?
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Nothing, Nana. This is my girlfriend, Lisa.
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*wildly waving hands* It's nice to meet you.
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Ah! I like her! *squeezes Lisa's cheeks* Bella! Bella ragazza!
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Task: Collect Pasta Bowls [x150] Task: Make Milhouse Introduce Lisa to His Nana (4h, Springfield Airport or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Meet Milhouse's Nana, Springfield Airport or Brown House (4h) If the user has Nana Sophie Mussolini: Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Examine Milhouse (4h, Springfield Airport or Brown House)
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Milhouse, take my bags inside. And be careful! They are entirely full of wine from my vineyard. Take them straight to your wine cellar.
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Milhouse, do you think maybe we could go do something now, just the two of us?
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Well, as soon as the feeling is back in our cheeks we could get gelato.
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I can't see what you're saying. Raise your hands!
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Nana, Lisa and I only need to buy two more gelatos to get a free—
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Gelatos? Stupido! More than one gelato is gelati! Bring those cheeks right over here now!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Van Houten Curse Pt. 4
After completing The Van Houten Curse Pt. :
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Milhouse, I think we should stop hanging out.
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Why? Was it Nana?
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No, I liked Nana. She had very strong pinching fingers. Much stronger than your other grandma's.
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It's just that I realized that, just because other people think you're cool, doesn't mean I have to.
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I learned a lesson, too. That it isn't important what others think of me. Just what you think of me.
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Oh, Milhouse, that's sweet.
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Sweet enough to change your mind about hanging out with me?
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No. But sweet enough to make me pity you.
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I'll take that.
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Task: Collect Pasta Bowls [x150] Task: Make Lisa Break Up With Milhouse (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Task: Make Milhouse Cry and Run Home (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
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Nana, Lisa doesn't want to hang out with me! What am I gonna do?
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*shakes him* You could act like a Van Houten!
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Alright. I'll try to suck it up.
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No! Cry! Cry like a bambino! Get used to it. This is the Van Houten Curse.
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What is?
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All Van Houtens have a short time when they become popular. How do you think your Papa won over my Luann?
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I thought he could crush beer cans on his forehead.
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And remember — the Van Houten popularity never comes back after it leaves. Ever.
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Never?
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NEVER.
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Now, come. I'm going to get you the best gelato Springfield's Little Italy has to offer. Not that good, but I have a coupon. Buy ninety-eight...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Van Houten Curse Pt. 5
True Friend
After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 5, Sidekicked Aside Pt. 5, The Most Popular Girl in School Pt. 5 and The Van Houten Curse Pt. 5:
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So, Milhouse. Now that everything's back to normal, what was the best part of being popular?
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When I learned that there's a Van Houten Curse.
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There's a Van Houten Curse?
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Yep. It means I will never, ever, ever be cool again.
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Wow. That is so cool.
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Thanks, Bart. You're a true friend.
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Okay, now you ruined it.
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Task: Make Bart Think Milhouse Is Cool (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Milhouse Ruin It (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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