Lisa's First Word/Quotes

General

References/Trivia

Appearances

Gags

Credits

Quotes

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Marge: "I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born as an heirloom."

Newspaper Headline: "HART TO MONDALE, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF'?"

Lisa: "I don't get it."

Homer: [chuckling] "'Where's the beef' ... No wonder he (Mondale) won Minnesota!"

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Baby Lisa: "Bart!"

Toddler Bart: "What did you say?"

Baby Lisa: "Bart?"

Bart: "Suffering succatash! You can talk! [runs downstairs] Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis."

Baby Lisa: "Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart."

Bart: "I'm her first word!"

Marge: "Well, I'm not surprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon."

Bart: "Wow! [to Lisa] Lisa. Can you say 'Mommy'?"

Baby Lisa: "Mommy."

Bart: "Can you say 'David Hasslehoff'?"

Baby Lisa: "Dabid Hasslehoff." [giggles]

Homer: "Can you say 'Daddy'?"

Baby Lisa: "Homer."

Homer: "No, sweetie. 'Daddy'."

Baby Lisa: [pause] "Homer."

Homer: "D'oh!"

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[While Bart and Lisa argue, Homer puts Maggie to bed.]

Homer: "You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. [puts Maggie in her crib] I hope you never say a word."

[Homer leaves the room, closing the door behind him. Maggie takes her pacifier out of her mouth.]

Maggie: "Daddy."

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