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- Hilton Lakebottom: Damn the tea man, just fetch me the kettle.
- Henshaw Pinetree: I say, Old Bean, did you just say DAMN THE TEA? It's royal blend, you know.
- Hilton Lakebottom: Science before royalty, Henshaw. Just bring the kettle!!
- Hilton Lakebottom: Pinetree, did you finally defrost our iceman? He's... he's... he's...
- Henshaw Pinetree: Yes, he's alive. Alive and quite obnoxious.
- Homer: Who... who's there?
- Snitchum: Nothin' ta be afraid'a. It's just Ol' Snitchum the caretaker. Just checkin' if you be needin' anything?
- Homer: I don't know you.
- Homer: [thinking] Ooohh, where are we going? I can't see anything through his sugarsack.
- Snitchum: Come on! An' quit makin' that god awful slurpin' sound.
- Homer: [thinking] Mmm... Sugar.
- Hilton Lakebottom: No more testing. I've exhausted every possible angle to prove my theories. I have to face facts... I was wrong. He passed all the physical testing but his mental capabilities do not measure up. No, I'm afraid to say he is more dimwitted than a monkey, unable to pass even the most rudimentary tests.
- Homer: [thinking] Heh, monkeys.
- Gorilla: Hu, hu... hu... Homer.
- Homer: Aahhhh!!!
- Gorilla: Don't be alarmed, Homer. I'm just a talking gorilla. Would you... like a banana?
- Kang: Kodos, I think I broke his brain. [Hmmpph] What should we do next?
- {[Kodos]]: Hee, hee. Let's have the talking Earth apes run experiments on him now. Hahaha!!
