Bartmangirl!/Quotes
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- Homer: Hey boy. Have you seen my hero sandwich? It kinda got away from me.
- Bart: That's it! I'll become a hero!
- Homer: Great. While you're up. A little help with the sandwich?
- Bart: Sherri! Terri! We need to talk!
- Sherri: If you're here to try and convince us to not run the story, you're wasting your time.
- Terri: But if you're come to ask Sherri to the school dance, she'll probably say yes!
- Joe Quimby: And I... er, ah... hereby declare this Bartman Day for all the good work he has done for the city!
- Bart: Well, I guess that's pretty good!
- Joe Quimby: And by that, I mean recently, once he got his act together! I would like to present the key to the city to him if he would just tep forward and...
- Sound: THWAP!
- Joe Quimby: What... er...
- Bartman: Thank you, mayor Quimby! Thanks, Springfield! I have to go now! Crime never rests!
- Bartman: Give it up, book crook!
- Book Grook: Aw man, it feels like that name is sticking!
- Bartman: You're all going to jail!
- Book Grook: Stay back!
- Bartman: Or what?
- Book Grook: Or I'll destroy this book!
- Bartman: [GASP!] A first edition of "The Scarlet Pimpernel"! the first modern day superhero story and written by a woman! Don't hurt it!
- Lisa: Sorry, I didn't notice how much all the attention I was getting bothered you.
- Bart: Well, I'm sorry for becoming a criminal mastermind.
- Lisa: Your ankle seems healed up, so the cape and cowl are yours again, But I am going to miss wearing them.
- Bart: I was gonna go on patrol. You want to come with one more time?
