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All's Veldt That Ends Veldt!/Quotes

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Marge: Bart, I know you're excited about visiting Stampy at the Springfield Wild Animal Preserve... ...but please, calm down!
Santa's Little Helper: [Whimper!]
Bart: But, mom, I haven't seen good ol' Stampy since we sent him out there! He is still my pet! I won Stampy in that contest on Bill and Marty's "Morning Zoo" radio show!
Homer: Yeah, I could've killed those stupid disc jockeys when they gave you a full-grown African elephant!

Marge: Oh, I'm a terrible mother!
Homer: I'm sure that somewhere there are mothers even worse than you!

Bart: Huh? --Stampy!?!
Stampy: [EEENGHHH!]
Bart: You still like to treat people like human, pacifiers, huh, Stampy? They say elephants never forget, but I'd sure like to forget this! Yechhh!

Homer: Hey, how about that—a talking elephant!
Lisa: No dad, it's Stampy, and he's got Bart in his mouth!
Marge: Omigosh! We've got to help him!
Bart: C'mon, folks—less yakkin', more unpacking'!

Bart: Hiii-yo, Stampy!
Lisa: Hi, mom and dad! Stampy helped us find Maggie!
Maggie: [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!]
Marge: Oh, Maggie, my sweet, wonderful little baby! I'm so glad you're safe!
Maggie: [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!] [SUCK!]
Homer: Uh, Marge, I think some "Tough Love" parenting is in order! Maggie you were a very bad girl to run off like that! Bad girl, Maggie!