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Emperor Bartigula the Jerk was an emperor of Rome and the son of Obeseus the Wide and Majora.

Bartigula was conceived when Obeseus and Majora made love when Obeseus was a gladiator. Obeseus and Majora then married and had Bartigula and his sister, Lisandra. Years later, Bartigula became cruel due to his lavish lifestyle and lack of parenting from Obeseus. At a party, Lisandra told Obeseus that Bartigula was going mad as he was making Ptolemaic Book Guy flay himself.

When Obeseus didn't want to go through with killing Emperor Montimus, Majora tried to poison him instead. After the emperor was killed, Majora nominated Bartigula as the next emperor. The senate agreed and Bartigula started a reign of terror, expanding his empire by declaring war on Neptune. He built a wall to keep invaders out as he blamed the troubles of Rome on foreign invaders. Bartigula then dissolved the senate and declared himself a god. When Obeseus spoke out against him, Bartigula had Obeseus arrested...