Lisa Simpson's Toot Suite/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: Lisa, what's wrong with your saxamophone?

Marge: It sounds like when Moe opened that awful "strangle your own" goose" Christmas farm.

Lisa: I dropped it and bent the mouthpiece. Can I have some money to replace it?

Homer: Sorry, sweetie, all of the family's money is tied up in daddy's new investment plan.

Marge: You mean all those boxes of moustache wax you bought?

Homer: We're going to make a fortune?

Marge: The only person who bought a case was Ned Flanders. And that's because he felt sorry for you!

Lisa: Excuse me, do you have saxophone mouth-piece I could put on layaway?

Mr. Largo: No we don't SCRAM!

Lisa: Mr. Largo? You work here?

Jer: Not anymore he doesn't! Dewey, that was your last warning! You're fired!

Mr. Largo: Fine! No one could stand working here!

Lisa: How bad could it be? You're surrounded by people who love music all day.

Mr. Largo: Oh yeah? I'd like yo see you try it!

Lisa: I'd be happy to!

Jer: You're hired! Get your parents to sign a waiver saying they'll let you work here, and you can start after school tomorrow!

Moe Szyslak: Oh hey, ain't you Homer's kid, Liesel?

Lisa: Lisa!

Moe: Whatever! Let me see that tuba and kettle drum up there!

Lisa: [PANT!] [GASP!] There you go! Did you want to play them?

Moe: Nah! I just like getting people to lift heavy things for me! It cheers me up to see other people struggling like I do with my crippling sadness.

Lisa: When I'm feeling down, playing the blues always helps me.

Moe: Naw! I'm a booze man, not a blues man! But hey, could you show me that big xylophone on the top shelf there?

Lisa: [SIGH!]

Lisa: Oh, hi, Janey, how's that French horn I sold you yesterday working out?

Janey Powell: I think it makes me look fat! What's the cutest instrument you've got?

Lisa: I'm sorry?

Janey: I just want something that the boys in school will like!

Lisa: Music isn't about vanity! It's about expressing what's on the inside! It's the language of the soul! Here's a piccolo. The name is adorable.

Janey: I'll take it!

Homer: ...so you see my problem.

Ned Flanders: Yes, but--

Homer: You don't want Marge and me to break up, do you?

Ned: Heavens no, it's just that... ...how does this help again?

Homer: When I go to kiss Marge, I see you. So if you look like Marge, that might make it okay. I'll just need you to dress like this for a week or two, tops!

Ned: Sorry, Homer being a good neighbor only goes so far! You're just going to have to figure this out on you own.

Todd Flanders: Why can daddy dress up like Mrs. Simpson, but when I dress up like mommy, we always have to have long talk?