Escape from New Springfield/Quotes
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- Clancy Wiggum: Jimbo Jones! You're under arrest!
- Jimbo: I didn't do anything!
- Clancy Wiggum: Your pockets are filled with store merchandise!
- Jimbo: These comics came with my pants
- Clancy Wiggum: All right, punk! Let's get outta here!
- Clancy Wiggum: I'll give you a second to take in the bleak surroundings of New Springfield!
- Jimbo: The city's really gone downhill since mayor Gunderson got elected!
- Gil: A computer glitch won me the election, but then everything got post-apocalyptic so fast!
- Teen: Mr. Mayor, your have an appointment with the C.H.U.D.S.!
- Gil: Take my, advice, kid, don't get into politics!
- C.H.U.D.S.: Hey, everyone! Dinner's here!
- Clancy Wiggum: Are you sure hits is safe?
- Rex Banner: Not at all! I just changed the name on the side of the catapult o "Kid-A-Pul."
- Clancy Wiggum: Good enough for me. Now hurry up with your last phone call!
- Jimbo: A library? Nooooo!
- Lisa: Quiet! Some of us are trying to study!
- Jimbo: Lisa Simpson? Why did you get sent here?
- Lisa: I never left. This was the last library in town, so I stayed when eh school changed over!
- Martin Prince: Now we just each ourselves. Not that much different from before, really.
- Lisa: Leave us alone! Whatever you're up do doesn't interest me.
- Jimbo: I'm here to stop your brother, Bart Simpson.
- Lisa: Go on.
- Martin Prince: There goes a true hero.
- Lisa: He ended up saving us all and didn't even ask for a reward!
- Jimbo: Hey! That's right! I forgot to get a reward! All of you! Gimme your lunch money!
- Martin Prince: Yep. There he goes.
- Lisa: What a jerk.