The Stayin' in the Closet Float

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The Stayin' in the Closet Float

Song Information

Singers:	Harry Shearer Julie Kavner
Characters:	Waylon Smithers Patty Bouvier
Writer(s):	Matt Selman
Appearance(s):	"Jaws Wired Shut"

"The Stayin' in the Closet Float" is a song by Patty Bouvier and Waylon Smithers.

Lyrics

Smithers:

We're gay, we're glad.

Patty:

But don't tell Mom and Dad!