The Stayin' in the Closet Float

The Stayin' in the Closet Float

Song Information Singers: Harry Shearer Julie Kavner Characters: Waylon Smithers Patty Bouvier Writer(s): Matt Selman Appearance(s): "Jaws Wired Shut"

"The Stayin' in the Closet Float" is a song by Patty Bouvier and Waylon Smithers.

Lyrics

Smithers:

We're gay, we're glad.

Patty:

But don't tell Mom and Dad!

Appearances

• Episode – "Jaws Wired Shut"