Geriatric Park

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"Geriatric Park"

Song Information Singers: Sally Stevens Caitlin Stafford Susie Stevens-Logan Josh Bedlion Gerald White Eric Bradley Length: 0:40 Writer(s): Lyrics: Joel H. Cohen Music: Chris Ledesma Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror XXIX"

"Geriatric Park" is the theme song for Geriatric Park.

Lyrics

They were old.

They were sad.

And their joints all hurt.

Now they're here,

And they're glad.

They've hit pay dirt.

Geriatric Park.

Geriatric Park.

It's so, so safe.

Nothing can go wrong.

Can go wrong,

Can go wrong,

Can go wrong...

Behind the Laughter

"Geriatric Park" is a parody of "Theme from Jurassic Park", the theme song of Jurassic Park. The studio singers were contracted by Sally Stevens.

Appearances

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIX" (Geriatric Park)