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Pas de Dude

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"Pas de Dude"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Characters: Homer Simpson
Kirk Van Houten
Length: 1:20
Writer(s): Music: Allen Simpson
Lyrics: Matt Selman
Appearance(s): "There Will Be Buds"

"Pas de Dude" is a song sung by Kirk Van Houten and Homer Simpson.

Lyrics

Kirk:
How can a wife understand,
What it feels like to finally meet a man,
The strongest bond a dude could ever know.
A guy to catch a game with,
A pal you don't feel lame with,
Life began the day I found my bro.
Homer:
I'm just a normal boozer,
Stuck with this lame loser,
A dweeb that somehow thinks that I'm his bro.
His eyes are small and beady,
Staring oh so needy,
How I despise him he will never know.
Kirk:
So much cool stuff we can do as a pair.
Homer:
Everything about him is annoying.
Kirk:
Dress as minstrels at the renaissance fair.
Homer:
He smells like fish oil pills.
Kirk:
Foosball Fridays in my mancave.
Homer:
That waitress was not into you.
Kirk:
Designing the world's best Blues Brothers fanpage!
Homer:
He wants us to co-host an Oscar party, what the hell?
I hate everything about him,
This clingy, fat-nosed jerk.
I'm glad he can't,
Kirk:
Wish he could,
Both:
Hear me sing.
Homer:
About this sweaty,
Kirk:
Awesome,
Homer:
Fish oil,
Kirk:
Awesome,
Homer:
I was only pretending to like that stupid dork named-
Oh, hi Kirk.

Appearances