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The Left Behinders!/Quotes

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Ned: [GASP!] Rod and Todd have been raptured!
Todd: We're right here, daddy!
Rod: We were brushing our teeth and laid our our pajamas for bed!
Ned: Oh, sweet heaven! I was worried you were both in sweet heaven!
Todd: Don't worry, Daddy!, we'd never go anywhere without you?

Ned: The only people still on the street are all sinny ninnies!
Bart: And just like that they were all gone! I didn't think anything could lift Homer!
Dolph: The nerd I was bulling got taken up in the middle of a wedgie!
Mr. Burns: Smithers! I demand you return back down to Earth once! Enough of your Peter Pannery!

Ned: People of Springfield, you might know me as the owner of the Leftorium store in the bad mall! I have important news about what's going on! Everyone here is left-handed! That's why we weren't taken!
Mr. Burns, Dr. Nick, & Herman: [GASP!]
Moe: He's right! I mean, left! I mean...

Moe: ...and that's how I became a Krustatian! Would you like to join our cult? I mean... faith?
Dr. Nick: Why not?
Jasper: Hey, hey-lelujah!

Marge: Hello, Ned! Welcome aboard!
Ned: Don't worry, Marge! I'll find some way that we can all escape!
Homer: Escape?! Are you nuts? We only work two hours a day!
Marge: It's a four-day work week, and we get three months paids vacation!
Lisa: There's also full medical and dental! It's like Space France!