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Homer Goes to Hell!/Quotes

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Milhouse: I thought your dad was taking us trick-or-treating, Bart!
Bart: He's inside Moe's, getting his costume on.
Milhouse: What's he going as?
Bart: A fat, bald drunk!

Homer: Heh. Now there's a freaky Hallowe'en costume! What kind of a crazy kid would dress as Ma--
Maggie: Graraar! Arrrrararar!
Homer: [GASP] Maggie! You're not dressed as you! You are you! What idiot gave you these dangerous sharp fake teeth? Was it Bart? Or me? or-- Ahh! What fiend gave you those leathery real bat-wings? Was it Dracula? Or Satan? or---

Bart & Lemmy: Trick or treat, meat!!
Bart: Even seen such a flabby soul, Lemmy?
Lemmy: Quite a heavy load, all right! This looks like a job... for Motörhead! Phil! Mikkey! Drag him to hell!

Moe: Aah, quit whinin' or get out. A dive bar's no place for unhappiness.
Homer: Oh, Moe... I just had the weirdest dream. Bart was there, and Motörhead was thhere, and Kaiser Wilhelm was there...
Lemmy: Actually, Homer, this is the dream! You really are rotting and burning in hell!
Moe: You tell him, Lemmy!

Marge: Homer! You're back! And I'm alive!
Bart: [GROAN] My horns are gone! What'd you do, dad?
Homer: What any good father would! I fixed everything temporarily!