Simpsons Bible Stories
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Simpsons Bible Stories is an episode from the Simpsons' 10th season.
Plot
Each Simpson has dreams exept for Maggie:
Marge: Homer & Marge Marge (as Eve) sees Homer (as Adam) fall from the sky onto sharp rocks. Ned (as God) forbids them to eat the Forbidden Fruit. The Pig asks if he wants-- "OH MY GOD!" and he eats it and Eve is blamed and kicked out of the land. Adam digs a hole for Eve with a Unicorn and Gopher. The unicorn, ("Gary! Oh No!") dies. He flicks them both out and Marge says, "Afterall, how long can God hold a grudge?"
Lisa: The School-Slaves Lisa and Millhouse make they're people go.
Homer: Homer The Self-King This is the shortest one. Homer is king and sends the both people (that both claim to have the pie) to death and Homer cuts the pie in two and eats it. And then Homer, has a court with Jesus Vs. Kokiaki (A paper Jesus has says "My Accident" on it.)
Bart: King Bart vs. Goliath II This is the longest one. Bart's oldest friend (that looks like Abe Simpson.) Is killed by Goliath II. He tries to kill him and gets thrown by a slingshot mistaking him for Sampson, Ralph Wiggum tries to kill him but dies trying. He blows up Gol. II, he doesn't die. Ralph kills him with his tombstone. (Ralph! I thought you were dead! Nope!) But Bart's arrested since he was better than Bart.
End Sequence: The Appocolyspe! I Never Used Those Pizza Coupons! They Sleep through church and Homer goes "It's not the end of the world!" But it is. Lisa is the only going up to Heaven but Homer pulls her down "Where do you think you're going, missy?" And they go to Hell. "No they're out of Hot Dogs! And the coleslaw has Pineapple in it!" The credits have the song "Highway To Hell" playing.
