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Marge Simpson Living/Quotes

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Homer: I'm lower than low. I've lost my job and my self-respect. I need to talk to someone who cares.
Moe: No job. No paycheck. No beer.
Homer: But we're friends, Moe!
Moe: Only when your rab's paid up, Rummy. Come back when you're emplyed!
Homer: Awww...

Homer: Forget what ever It was I ded at the power plant! I'll start a new career!
Marge: Here we go again.
Homer: What's that supposed to mean?
Marge: You've already tried snowplowing, web hosting, trucking, fortune cookie writing, cartoon voiceovers... ...food critic, screen-writer, mixologist, bootlegger, and astronaut.

Lisa: Mom, you've been staring at the pone for hours.
Marge: I got tired of watching the pots not boiling. Who am I kidding? No one is ever going to call.
Lisa: Cheer up, mom. I'll bet there's someone thinking of hiring you right this minute.

Marge: Who is this really?
Rainer Wolfcastle: I am telling you that I am Rainier Wolfcastle.
Marge: This is Homer, right?
Rainer Wolfcastle: Who is this Homah?
Marge: Hee hee! it's so sweet of you to try and cheer me up. :Rainer Wolfcastle: I love you so much, Homie.
Homer: Back at ya, Marge.
Rainer Wolfcastle: I am telling you this is really me!
Marge: Homer!
Homer: What did I do know?
Rainer Wolfcastle: Who is his Homah?
Marge: I'm so sorry Mr. Wolfcastle!
Rainer Wolfcastle: It's all right, Mahge. I get it all the time. I should have an underling make these calls, but I wash ti appear as one of the people. As i did in "McBain Kills for the People". In any case, I have a catering job for you....

Homer: Woo-hoo! I've got my job back! I'm the breadwinner again!
Bart: Back to the status quo!
Lisa: And everyone's happy!