Marge Simpson Living/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: I'm lower than low. I've lost my job and my self-respect. I need to talk to someone who cares.

Moe Szyslak: No job. No paycheck. No beer.

Homer: But we're friends, Moe!

Moe: Only when your tab's paid up, Rummy. Come back when you're employed!

Homer: Awww...

Homer: Forget what ever It was I ded at the power plant! I'll start a new career!

Marge: Here we go again.

Homer: What's that supposed to mean?

Marge: You've already tried snowplowing, web hosting, trucking, fortune cookie writing, cartoon voiceovers... ...food critic, screen-writer, mixologist, bootlegger, and astronaut.

Lisa: Mom, you've been staring at the pone for hours.

Marge: I got tired of watching the pots not boiling. Who am I kidding? No one is ever going to call.

Lisa: Cheer up, mom. I'll bet there's someone thinking of hiring you right this minute.

Marge: Who is this really?

Rainer Wolfcastle: I am telling you that I am Rainier Wolfcastle.

Marge: This is Homer, right?

Rainer Wolfcastle: Who is this Homah?

Marge: Hee hee! it's so sweet of you to try and cheer me up.

Rainer Wolfcastle: I love you so much, Homie.

Homer: Back at ya, Marge.

Rainer Wolfcastle: I am telling you this is really me!

Marge: Homer!

Homer: What did I do know?

Rainer Wolfcastle: Who is his Homah?

Marge: I'm so sorry Mr. Wolfcastle!

Rainer Wolfcastle: It's all right, Mahge. I get it all the time. I should have an underling make these calls, but I wash ti appear as one of the people. As I did in "McBain Kills for the People". In any case, I have a catering job for you....

Homer: Woo-hoo! I've got my job back! I'm the breadwinner again!

Bart: Back to the status quo!

Lisa: And everyone's happy!