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Grrrl-Whirl/Quotes

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Bart: Aw man! Nothing but female action hereos! Valkena the Viking... Olga Outlaw the Monster Murder... Those gutless TV networks have sold out to female viewers!
Bart: Is there noe end to this "Girl Power"?!
Bart: Burp, old pal, you're always tehre when I need you! Let's see... what's my favorit chow-hound and disliker of dames up to this month? Alright! Way to go Burpo! ignore those chicks! Much those salty snack-treats! Oh, no!!
Comic Book Guy: Hey, kid! This is a comic book store, not the Mos Eisley Cantina! Please keep the decibel level down!
Bart: B-but on the last page, my hero falls for a... a girl! Burp! How could you?!
Molly: Thanks for showing me around, Bart.
Bart: Anything for you, Molly!
Homer: What's with Bart?
Lisa: He's been in a funk since Monday. His favorite non-super comic book hero has discovered girls.
Bart: Leave me alone!
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