The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard
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"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard" is a song by Bart Simpson.
Lyrics
- Bart:My hands were on the gradebook where the
students' marks are stored. The teacher burst upon the scene.
Mrs Krabbapel (speaking): Put down that book! she roared.
- Bart:Now I'm writing out these words one hundred
times on the blackboard
I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS
Man, this task is disconcertin.
Ow, my writing hand is hurtin.
there is only one thing that is for certain
I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS
Behind the Laughter
- The song is to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic".