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"Heinous Funnies: Kill 'Er Up With Regular" is an episode of The Itchy & Scratchy Show and a Simpsons Comics story that appears in Simpsons Comics #15.
In an historical cartoon set in 1933, Scratchy owns a filling station and Itchy is his employee. Mayhem ensues when a cute cat customer comes to the station and they both want to help her.
Scratchy's Service Station and Lunch Counter is located in a remote desert setting at the bottom of a long hill. A car with a cat driver at the wheel, steam shooting from its radiator and smoke pouring out the back makes its way down the hill, its engine wheezing and sputtering and making all kinds of noises. Inside the service station, Itchy is sitting reading a Mousequire magazine with his feet propped up on a desk. Scratchy angrily tells him to get back to work, and Itchy responds defiantly by giving Scratchy a razzberry. Just then, the cat's car sputters to a stop next to the gas pumps and honks its horn. Itchy and Scratchy look outside and see the driver step out of the car, revealing herself to be a beautiful female cat who bears a strong resemblance to Betty Boop. Scratchy is instantly smitten with the cat customer and makes a dash for the station's front door to go wait on her. An idea occurs to Itchy, however, and he slams the station's front door shut in front of Scratchy. Instead of running out through the open doorway, Scratchy ends up colliding full speed with the door's glass panel, smashing it to pieces and getting glass shards embedded in himself from head to toe. With Scratchy thus delayed, Itchy goes outside, greets the customer and opens the hood of her car. Scratchy is quick to catch up, however.
