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Eight Misbehavin'/Quotes

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Flanders: They can be a real handful ... of joy.
Apu: Shut up.
Flanders: They'll fill your lives with ...
Apu: Just shut up.
Flanders: [quickly] Can't put a price on a miracle!
Apu: I can't believe you don't shut up!

Alan Wrench: You put it together yourself! All you need is me, Alan Wrench!
Homer: He's named after what he is.
Bart: Hey, cool costume!
Alan Wrench: [Robotic voice] It's not a costume. They found me in a meteor!
Marge: Where do you keep your sparkplugs?
Alan Wrench: [Normal voice] Sparkplugs? Third aisle. [Robotic, to Bart] Help! I need tungsten to live! Tungsten!

Bart: Gee, sorry for being born.
Homer: I've been waiting so long to hear that.

Apu: Well if the police won't help us I guess we'll just have to take the law into our own hands.
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, yeah a lot of people are doing that these days.

Homer: Don't worry, I've brought chloroform.
[Homer sticks "chloroform" on the guard woman]
Apu: That's colourform, you idiot!

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