Bart's Friend Falls in Love/Quotes
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- Lisa: Mom, Dr. Monroe's subliminal tapes could help Dad lower his body fat.
- Marge{loudly}: Oh, Lisa, I love your father for who he is.
- Marge{whispering}: Lisa, what is the number for the order line?
- Marge is making an order
- Marge: Hello, I would like to get one of Dr. Monroe's subliminal tapes for my husband.
- Telephone operator: Certainly. Do you want to get him the stop smoking, lose weight, learn all your state capitals or hostage negotiation?
- Marge suddenly imagines Homer at the airport outside a hijacked plane. He is wearing army fatigues and yelling through a bullhorn
- Homer: OK Sabri, listen up! We are ignoring all your demands! Now what do you have to say about that?
- Terrorist sticks submachine gun out of plane hatch and guns down Homer. A frightened Marge returns to reality
- Marge: Just the lose weight, please.
