| Print is Dead
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Print is Dead is a temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Mathlete's Feat" episode tie-in content update. It unlocked the Anti-Gutenberg 3000.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After starting the update
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That's odd. My trouser pockets have mysteriously acquired several slices of lunchmeat before our class trip to the zoo.
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Ugh, so close!
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Detention is too good for you, Bart Simpson!
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I sentence you to... Book Collection Duty!
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Why do you want books? They went away with book stores. And every other kind of store.
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Schools have books. Or computers, which we don't have. So books it is!
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Task: "Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Bart Scrounge for Books". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 6 hours.
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| Message
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Tune into this week's Simpsons to see vicious school rivalry with Waverly Hills! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Man, finding books is harder than you'd think.
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Flanders is old and boring – he must have some books lying around.
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I'd be lie-burying the truth if I said I didn't!
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I've got New Testament, Old Testament, King James Version, Ving Rhames version...
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They won't let us bring those into schools, Mr. Flanders.
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No religious texts? What Intelligent Designer would intelligently design such a world?
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You can take this self-help book I found in the driveway.
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"The Handbook of Sciencetonomy"?
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It's mostly instructions for how to brush your teeth.
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| Task: "Make Bart Collect Books". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Hey, Lisa, I'm collecting crappy old books for school. How many thousands do you have?
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Crappy? None of my books are crappy!
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Come on, you must have some old ones you're finished nerding out to. What about that one?
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"Fifty Shades of Grey"? I've never seen that book before in my life.
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It's mine, and don't read it! It is NOT the guidebook to sunbathing I thought it was.
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| Task: "Make Bart Collect Fifty Shades of Grey". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Okay, Skinner, here are your stupid books. More dust collectors for the library storeroom.
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Thank you, Bart, but the only place these will be collecting dust is in our furnace. Fire dust, that is.
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The school board mandates a monthly book burning.
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It's something to distract the Huck Finn-haters and Catcher In The Rye-oters.
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| Message
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You've been awarded "Anti-Gutenberg 3000"!
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| Task: "Make Willie Feed the Anti-Gutenberg 3000". The job takes place at the Anti-Gutenberg 3000 and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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