Burns' Heir/Quotes
(A deprogrammer has just finished forcing Bart into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family) Deprogrammer: "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!" Hans Moleman walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit Hans Moleman:(monotonal) "Mom, Dad, I missed you!" Homer: "Oh son, we finally have you back! "(Homer kisses Hans Moleman) Marge: "Homer, that's Hans Moleman." Homer: "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"
Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence Homer Actor{voice unlike Homer's}: I do not miss Bart at all. Marge Actress{overly gravelly voice}: I am glad that he is gone. Homer actor drops his sandwich Homer Actor: B'oh! Bart: Something about them did not seem right. Bart departs room Mr. Burns: What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!" Homer Actor: Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological quirk, like Rain Man or Awakenings? Mr. Burns: Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you! Template:Season 5 Q
