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Colonel Homer/Quotes

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Homer has tracked down Lurleen and is trying to get her to cut an album
Homer: Lurleen, we have got to get your voice on record!
Lurleen: OK Homer, but I should tell you, no man has ever helped me out Lurleen puts her arms behind her back and thrusts out her breasts without wanting something in return.
Homer: Gosh Lurleen. I was going to ask for a glass of water but I feel so guilty now!
Lurleen laughs as Homer did not get her sexual reference and is being honest in his efforts to aid her musical career
Lurleen: Oh Homer! You are just a big sack of sugar!
Homer: Hey! Oh, wait, sugar! No, that is fine!
Homer: They do not call me Colonel Homer because I am some dumb ass Army guy!
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