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Homer's Triple Bypass/Quotes

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Marge: "Hello? Oh my Lord!"
(Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys)
Marge: "I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!"
(Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence)
Patty: "Oh my God."
Selma: "What?"
Patty: "5 cents off wax paper!"
(Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress)

Barney: "Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge?"
Homer: "Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change!"
Barney: "Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini?"
Moe: "For old times' sake, I snuck in this bottle of beer."
Homer: "Thanks a lot, Moe!"
(Homer begins drinking)
Moe: "Homer, that is not free, you know."

Patty: "Marge, say hello to Andre!"
Marge (enraged): "My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!"
Patty (curt): "Oh sorry, hope he recovers."
Selma: "I do too."
Andre: "I do not."