El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: [After being reminded of his drunken behavior at last year's Springfield Chili Cook-Off] "Oh well, of course everything looks bad when you remember it!"

[Homer interrupts Marge while she's looking at Lenny's crafts booth.]

Homer: "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!"

Marge: "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face."

Homer: "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun."

Smithers: "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?"

Marge: "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?"

Smithers: "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk."

Chief Wiggum: "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!"

[His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several Guatemalan Insanity Peppers while a shocked crowd watches.]

Mayor Quimby: "Good Lord, this can't be happening!"

Dr. Hibbert: "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears."

Krusty: "His ears if we're lucky!"

Homer: [Hallucinating] "I hope I didn't brain my damage."

Coyote: "There is a lesson you must learn."

Homer: "If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you."

[Homer is at a phone booth in search for his soul mate.]

Homer: "Hello, is this GBM? I am in search of my soul mate. I too like rainy days. Uh huh...well I do not like that...or that...or that. You know, I am going to hang up now."

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