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Lisa on Ice/Quotes

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Skinner: (Announcing to students in auditorium) Alright, first academic alert. Wiggum, Ralph.
Ralph: I won! I won!
(Ralph happily walks up to receive one)
Skinner: No, no, Ralph. This means you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
:Chief Wiggum: "We won! We won! Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won't be going out for pizza."
:Homer: (Standing up for Lisa in the locker room) I don't want anyone to give her a hard time just because she's different: no jokes, no taunting- (spots Uter) Look, that kid's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel? (chases Uter, laughing, while whipping a towel at him) Come here, you butterball!
Uter: Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

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