The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Invasion Before Christmas content update/Act 1 Gameplay

The Invasion Is Snow Joke

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 1

After the user logs in on December 5th: Quest reward: Kang and Kodos Once again, our conquest of Earth during their Halloween has failed miserably. They think so little of us they didn't even bother to include us in their televised special. Why do we always attack on Halloween, anyway? I hate that holiday. So creepy with all the spiders and ghosts. Yes, perhaps the Earthlings would be more vulnerable on one of their other holidays. Columbus Day, maybe. If we're going to attack on that day, we better hurry. It may not be around for long. Task: Place the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship Task: Make Kang Investigate Other Holidays (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 2

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: I have found the perfect holiday for us to conquer: Christmas. It'll be the ideal time to distribute our Invado-Bots. First, we must disguise them as toys. What is the point of that, space-moron? Because kids will take anything Santa gives them and like it! Now, all we have to do is visit the North Pole and command Santa to do our bidding. Task: Make Kang Assault Santa Claus (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Kodos Prepare for Santa Assimilation (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Surrender, foolish elf! We have ray guns and space saucers. I can deliver presents to a billion children in one night and fit down any chimney. He's too powerful! Flee! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 3

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me. You said, "Surprise me". And you were very surprised when I got you nothing. If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa. And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy. Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it's wearing a red hat. No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap. Task: Make Kang Re-Program Funzos (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Unlock Santa Kang Task: Make Kids Feel Something Amiss (6s, Brown House) Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun. That's why you invited me! Because there's nothing more fun than partying with Duffman. No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap! Quest reward: 400 Event Currency and 10

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant. Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath. I don't trust this so-called "Santa". Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool? What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch. Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love. Task: Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays (6s) Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos [x10] (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Remember last Christmas you got that science kit, Bart? I remember throwing it in the trash on Christmas afternoon. Well, I salvaged it. And I've used it to analyze your Robo-Funzo. Your "toy" contains a laser weapon, and a countdown timer labeled "days until beginning conquest of Earth". Oh, my God! And the Robo-Funzos are everywhere. We have to destroy them! After I play with them some more. Funzo! Funzo! Funzo! Task: Make Lisa Prepare to Battle to Save Humanity (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Bart Play With His Robo-Funzo (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Tap Robo-Funzos [x10] Quest reward: 100 and 20

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 6

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: I can't get anyone to take the Robo-Funzo threat seriously. Our town is doomed! I help those who help themselves. Jesus Christ?! You're real?! Well, we're living in a town reconstituted after my dad blew it up with a nuclear blast. I guess anything is possible. Okay, big guy. Smite the aliens with your blasto-powers. Oh, I'll be doing something just as important. Task: Place Jesus' Carpentry Shop Task: Craft the Candy Cane Fencing in Jesus' Shop Task: Tap Robo-Funzos [x10] Jesus, why won't you destroy the Robo-Funzos? There's more and more of them. That is your task. I am the Prince of Peace. Looking at the tags on this furniture, I'd also say you're the "Prince of High Prices". Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: I think the Robo-Funzos might know we're onto their scheme, Bart. They're activating weapons and marching toward us. If I live, it'll make a great college application essay. I've something that may help, ahoyvin. I call it the Re-Gifting Machine! It uses electromagnetic pulses to over-load the Robo-Funzos' circuitry. After which you can re-gift the non-functional Funzos or toss them in church toy drives for under-privileged Shelbyvillians. Task: Place the Re-Gifting Machine Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos Task: Have Lisa Think of the Shelbyville Children (60m, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: It looks like the Re-Gifting Machine is a rousing scientific success! With the prize nominations and the university tenuuurrre! That's great. Now, if we can just find something else for Lisa to worry about. We have to help the other Springfields. Robo-Funzos have started taking over their towns, too! And there you have it. Task: Tap Robo-Funzos in a Friend's Town Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: We did it! The Robo-Funzos are thinning out! I can't believe we managed to wrap everything up in one act. Usually it takes three! Well, now that you've said that, I did notice a suspicious new construction site. What's so suspicious? The sign on the construction fence says: "Coming Soon: New Brick and Mortar Bookstore". Alien invasion site or bookstore, they're both equally terrible. Task: Make Bart Hate Reading (8h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Lisa Regret Saving Bart (8h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Santa Kang Discover Robo-Funzo Bodies (8h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship Task: Place Rigellian Construction Site My beautiful toys, all destroyed. I was just trying to bring a little joy to the planet I plan to subjugate. Stop moping. This holiday is saccharine enough as it is. System Message The Act 1 story is done. Keep expanding your North Pole and destroying Robo-Funzos. Act 2 starts soon. Quest reward: 500 and 50

More Presents

After completing The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 9: Task: Collect Rigellian Batteries [x5000] Quest reward: 1/2/3, 100 and 10

'Twas the Night Before Scratch-Mas

After completing The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4: The kids are all getting presents from Santa, but he never brings me anything. If you are looking to get something for nothing in this festive season, try my new holiday Scratch-R for a mere $4.99. If you believe in Santa, maybe you'll believe it's a good use of your money. System Message Apu is getting into the spirit of the season with a new Holiday Scratch-R. Take advantage of his generosity while you can! Task: Check Out Kwik-E-Mart Scratch-R's Note: Just open the Kwik-E-Mart screen and it'll be done.