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Homer the Girl Scout/Quotes

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Homer: What are hose?
Lisa: The Li'l Chickadees are selling cookies as a fundraiser for starving kids in Africa.
Homer: Ooo... Li'l Chickadees cookies now with non-toxic levels of caramel.
Marge: Homer, don't eat those cookies. Lisa's selling them to children in Africa won't starve to death.
Homer: Starve to death? Yeah right, those kids are probably still living large off their "We are the World" royalties.
Sign: That night...
Marge: [in a dream] Homer, you must eat, those cookies before the starving African kids do. If you don't well all die please save us!
Marge: Homer! I told you not to eat those!
Homer: But then I had a dream of you, telling me to eat them. I think i was brainwashed.
Marge: Oh, really!?! And just who brainwashed you?
Homer: Jealous starving, Chinese kids?
Marge: I just got off the phone with Lisa's mother hen, we worked out a plan to pay for the cookies.
Lisa: I think you'll find the plan firm but fair.
Cletus: Which do you suppose soes better with fried critter, the tiddlywink or the lady creamfiller?