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Career Day (Chief Wiggum's Felonious Funnies 1)/Quotes

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Ms. Hoover: Our gest today is Chief Wiggum. He's going to tell us all about being a Police officer.
Ralph Wiggum: That's my daddy. He brings home the bacon. [OINK]
Chief Wiggum: Police work is more than just high-speed chases and parking wherever you want. It can be deadly serious! Now, who wants to play murder victim so we can do some chalk drawing?
Ralph Wiggum: Whee! I'm a triple homicide!
Chief Wiggum: Not so faast, perp! According to the polygraph, you're lying! You do love magical pony club!
Class: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Chief Wiggum: Now who wants to see some crime scene photographs? They're super gruesome!
Class: Aaaahh!!!
Chief Wiggum: Wha--?! Gosh! How did that get in there?
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