Taming Your Wild Child/Quotes
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- Homer: Good work washing the car, boy. Here's you allowance for a job well dome.
- Bart: Thanks, Homer.
- Marge: [thinking] Hmm?
- Marge: Homer, I think you'd better read that book on parenting skills that I gave you for Christmas.
- Homer: What are you talking about, Marge? Bart does everything I tell him to—d'oh!
- Homer: Hmmm. Why do you have two gallons of milk when I specifically asked you to get one?
- Bart: Er... Apu was having a 2-for-1 sale at the Kwik-E-Mart!
- Homer: Bart for being honest and a "smart" shopper, here's two more dollars go buy yourself some candy.
- Marge: For the last time, Bart! We are not going to the circus!
- Bart: Fine, if you won't take me, I'll run away and join the circus!
- Homer: I'll head this! Go ahead and join the circus, Bart. I'll even help you!
- Bart: Wha--!
- Lisa: Dad! Bart won't let me watch I want on TV, and It's my turn!
- Homer: Bart, share the TV, and that's final! If Lisa has to complain gain, It's off to your room for the rest of the night!
- Bart: Hmmm...
- Lisa: Dad! Bart took the TV and put it in his---
- Homer: Okay, that's it, Bart! Off to your room!
- Bart: Whatever you say, Homer.
- Lisa: But, dad--
- Homer: Lisa, a good parent makes tough decisions and stand behind them!
