Adventure River Adventure/Quotes
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- Homer: We'll meet you here at the end of the day, dad. Thanks again for dropping us off!
- Lisa: Just remember our deal: If your mother asks, I spent the whole day bonding with you, not with the barstool down at Moe's.
- Lisa: I don't know, Bart... the sign says it's dangerous.
- Bart: Lisa, you need som bravery to go along with your brains! Let's go! What do you want to do first?
- Lisa: Red River Adventure was always my favorite! And amazingly, it sounds like the safest ride.
- Bart: Awesome! It's right up here past the carousel!
- Lisa: Yikes! Bullies!
- Jimbo Jones: You're trespassing, Simpson!
- Bart: So are you!
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: He's got us there.
- Jimbo: But we don't want anyone knowing we hang out in a carousel!
- Dolph Starbeam: Let's beat 'em up to keep 'em quiet!
- Lieutenant Rusty: I am Lieutenant Rusty! Follow me for a fun-tastic ride!
- Lisa: I just hope this aging attraction stays in one piece.
- Bart: Oh, I'm sure they update the ride since the last time we were here.
- Lieutenant Rusty: Keep a sharp eye out for communists! Those Soviet scalawags are everywhere in this jingle.
- Lisa: ...or not.
- Bart: Lisa, we did it! We beat the bullies!
- Dolph: Help!
- Jimbo: Water is our one weakness!
- Kearney: [GLUB!]
