Adventure River Adventure
| Adventure River Adventure
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- "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?? Are we there yet??? Homer drops Bart and Lisa off at an amusement park for the day, but it's not until he is long gone that they realize that the park is abandoned and that their thirst for adventure is about to be replaced by the threat of survival."
Homer planned to have a day with Bart and Lisa but instead he let them explore Tetanus Town by themselves. Meanwhile he visited Moe's. Bart and Lisa discovered at the gates at they had closed the park due to unsafe conditions. Bart went into the park anyway and Lisa followed him. They decided to start with the safest ride, the carousel. There, bullies showed up. They did not want it to be revealed that they liked the rides so they chased Bart and Lisa through the park, while Bart and Lisa were running away. They jumped onto a boat, but the bullies got hold of a service boat and followed them. Then they went through a tunnel where the engine was broken after being hit by hammers and sickles. Bart and Lisa grabbed onto a mechanical snake and the bullies crashed in a helicopter. The bullies asked Bart and Lisa for help, Bart did not want to help them but Lisa helped them to the surface. They were then discovered by the guards who told them that they were visiting a prohibited area. Bart told them that some kids were stealing souvenirs and they went out to check it because it was important. Bart told Lisa at he was sorry that he did not want to help the bullies, who overheard him and started chasing him again because he would let them drown. Lisa hoped then that Bart learns one day to be quiet.