21 Muntz Street/Quotes

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Nelson Muntz: Man, I hate wearing this jacket.

Chief Wiggum: Darn it, Muntz! One more, screw-up like that and you're off the undercover squad and back in juvie, get me?

Nelson: Hey, back off, chief dude! I do this my way or I don't do it at all!

Chief Wiggum: All right, all right. You're av maverick, but you get results, so I'm giving you one last chance. There's a smuggling ring at Springfield Elementary. I want you to bust it up but good!

Nelson: Yeah? What are they smuggling?

Chief Wiggum: Conterfeit Krustémon cards!

Nelson: [thinking] Huh. Van Houten seems to be the "mule" for the entire operation. But who's the brains behind it all? I'll have to play this real subtle!

Nelson: Ha, ha, jerk.

Sound: SOCK!

Milhouse Van Houten: Ow! My large intestine!

Nelson: All right, Van Houten... who's supplying you with those phony cards? Talk!

Milhouse: It's... It's....

Sign: Soon...

Chief Wiggum: That's some real nice finking, son.

Groundskeeper Willie: Och! T'was nae Wilie! Ah'm just a patsy!

Bart: Dad! They caught Milhouse—maybe we should smut down this counterfeit operation!

Homer: Counterfeit? But I paid Lenny a $20,000 licensing fee!