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Homer's Dine-O-Vations is Homer Simpson's list of food items he has invented. Inspired by products such as TV dinners, aerosol cheese, and peanut butter and jelly in the same jar, Homer presents his own culinary concoctions for the lazy eater and describes how they support the laziness lifestyle.

List of Foods

Picture Name Description Aerosalsa No tedious dipping and redipping necessary! Just position your tortilla chips on a plate, point, and blast! Your chips are instantly salsafied! Spaghettzels What goes better with beer than pretzels? Spaghetti, of course! Now I've combined the two into one salty, tomatoey biscuit of twisted awesomeness! Candy Corn Dogs This dine-o-vation takes the meal-on-a-stick concept into the realm of dessert! Lisa just pointed out that popsicles and fudge bars did that years ago, but did they also figure out a use for America's most hated Halloween candy? I think not! Chili Squeeze Fries Chili cheese fries were already a convenient mix of three great tasting foods. Now I've blended them into a heavenly paste that you can squeeze right into your mouth or use as a condiment on hot dogs and hamburgers! Egg McDuffins There's no part of this breakfast sandwich that isn't made with sweet Duff Beer! For hungover people on the go, get your morning nutrition and a little hair of the dog in one tasty, portable meal! Burritacochangadilla I was inspired by the genius of the turducken when I created this quesadilla inside a chimichanga within a taco rolled up inside a burrito! My follow-up creation will be the Peptoalkaprevapectate! Cottage Ham and Cheese We all know nobody likes the taste of cottage cheese, and yet everyone loves ham and cheese. So I figured the reason cottage cheese is so awful isn't because of the cottage part (whatever that is). It's because there's no ham in it! There you go! I saved cottage cheese!

Behind the Laughter

• Egg McDuffins are a pun on the Egg McMuffin, a popular breakfast sandwich sold by McDonald's.
• Peptoalkaprevapectate (Homer's proposed follow-up to the Burritacochangadilla) is a portmanteau of Pepto-Bismol, Alka-Seltzer, Prevacid, and Kaopectate.

Appearances

• Book – Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness