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Difference between revisions of "Battle of the 'Plexes!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Marge]]''': Kids! Stop!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Kids! Stop!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I was!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I was!
:'''[[Bart]]''': No, I was!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} No, I was!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, I Was!
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{{qf|Lisa}} No, I Was!
:'''[[Bart]]''': No, I Was!
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{{qf|Bart}} No, I Was!
:'''[[Marge]]''': What are you fighting over?
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{{qf|Marge}} What are you fighting over?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Which one of us was adopted.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Which one of us was adopted.
:'''[[Bart]]''': I was!
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{{qf|Bart}} I was!
:'''[[Marge]]''': WNeither one of your we're adopted. But I couldn't love you more if you were!
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{{qf|Marge}} WNeither one of your we're adopted. But I couldn't love you more if you were!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Moooommm!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Moooommm!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Stop!
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{{qf|Bart}} Stop!
 
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Blated... rag! Tougher than... toot's shor's... flank steak!
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Blated... rag! Tougher than... toot's shor's... flank steak!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Sir? I heard you'd be here, and well... I brought mother's pinking shears, just in case.
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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Sir? I heard you'd be here, and well... I brought mother's pinking shears, just in case.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Then cut the miserable thing from and begone from my sight forever, you impertinent magpie!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Then cut the miserable thing from and begone from my sight forever, you impertinent magpie!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Yes, sir!
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Yes, sir!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Now all of you inside! His infernal cermony is murdering my ticket sales!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now all of you inside! His infernal cermony is murdering my ticket sales!
 
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:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Turn it off! Turn it off! Your invention will destory us all!
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{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Turn it off! Turn it off! Your invention will destory us all!
:'''[[Jonathan Frink, Sr.]]''': I don't understand! According to my figures, this, ah, shouldn't be happening [GLAVIN!]
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{{qf|[[Jonathan Frink, Sr.]]}} I don't understand! According to my figures, this, ah, shouldn't be happening ''[GLAVIN!]''
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': And surprise us they did! The end! Now go do your homework!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} And surprise us they did! The end! Now go do your homework!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What? You've not going to tell us what happend?
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{{qf|Lisa}} What? You've not going to tell us what happend?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, suddenly I'm a good storyteller?
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, suddenly I'm a good storyteller?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Yes! Finish it!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Yes! Finish it!
:'''[[Bart]]''': The supense is killing me! [GACK]
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{{qf|Bart}} The supense is killing me! ''[GACK]''
:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer... tell it.
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{{qf|Marge}} Homer... tell it.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Okay. When we boys showed up the next week, we beaved like perfect gentlemen.
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{{qf|Homer}} Okay. When we boys showed up the next week, we beaved like perfect gentlemen.
:'''[[Marge]]''': No, you didn't! You smuggled in spray cheese and ruined all our clothes!
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{{qf|Marge}} No, you didn't! You smuggled in spray cheese and ruined all our clothes!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, your mainstream spin only furthers the girl agenda! I'm switching from you to Fox News!
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge, your mainstream spin only furthers the girl agenda! I'm switching from you to Fox News!
 
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:'''[[Marge]]''': And from then on, all the boys did behave like perfect gentlemen.
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{{qf|Marge}} And from then on, all the boys did behave like perfect gentlemen.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Awww...
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{{qf|Homer}} Awww...
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What are we supposed to learn from that?
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{{qf|Lisa}} What are we supposed to learn from that?
:'''[[Marge]]''': That you should get along!
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{{qf|Marge}} That you should get along!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': It sounds like the message is, girls should ask older people to fight boys for them!
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{{qf|Lisa}} It sounds like the message is, girls should ask older people to fight boys for them!
:'''[[Bart]]''': No, I think it clearly means that girls will stop at nothing to be the boss of us.
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{{qf|Bart}} No, I think it clearly means that girls will stop at nothing to be the boss of us.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Nice story, mom and dad! Another marful lesson for you impressionable son!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Nice story, mom and dad! Another marful lesson for you impressionable son!
:'''[[Marge]]''': [GROOANN] Why does every story have to tell you what to do? Can't you just enjoy the plot and dialogue?
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[GROOANN]'' Why does every story have to tell you what to do? Can't you just enjoy the plot and dialogue?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Just stop fighting, okay? It's tearing this family apart! [SOB!]
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{{qf|Homer}} Just stop fighting, okay? It's tearing this family apart! ''[SOB!]''

Revision as of 18:20, April 28, 2020



Marge: Kids! Stop!
Lisa: I was!
Bart: No, I was!
Lisa: No, I Was!
Bart: No, I Was!
Marge: What are you fighting over?
Lisa: Which one of us was adopted.
Bart: I was!
Marge: WNeither one of your we're adopted. But I couldn't love you more if you were!
Lisa: Moooommm!
Bart: Stop!

Mr. Burns: Blated... rag! Tougher than... toot's shor's... flank steak!
Waylon Smithers: Sir? I heard you'd be here, and well... I brought mother's pinking shears, just in case.
Mr. Burns: Then cut the miserable thing from and begone from my sight forever, you impertinent magpie!
Waylon Smithers: Yes, sir!
Mr. Burns: Now all of you inside! His infernal cermony is murdering my ticket sales!

Ms. Hoover: Turn it off! Turn it off! Your invention will destory us all!
Jonathan Frink, Sr.: I don't understand! According to my figures, this, ah, shouldn't be happening [GLAVIN!]

Homer: And surprise us they did! The end! Now go do your homework!
Lisa: What? You've not going to tell us what happend?
Homer: Oh, suddenly I'm a good storyteller?
Lisa: Yes! Finish it!
Bart: The supense is killing me! [GACK]
Marge: Homer... tell it.
Homer: Okay. When we boys showed up the next week, we beaved like perfect gentlemen.
Marge: No, you didn't! You smuggled in spray cheese and ruined all our clothes!
Homer: Marge, your mainstream spin only furthers the girl agenda! I'm switching from you to Fox News!

Marge: And from then on, all the boys did behave like perfect gentlemen.
Homer: Awww...
Lisa: What are we supposed to learn from that?
Marge: That you should get along!
Lisa: It sounds like the message is, girls should ask older people to fight boys for them!
Bart: No, I think it clearly means that girls will stop at nothing to be the boss of us.
Lisa: Nice story, mom and dad! Another marful lesson for you impressionable son!
Marge: [GROOANN] Why does every story have to tell you what to do? Can't you just enjoy the plot and dialogue?
Homer: Just stop fighting, okay? It's tearing this family apart! [SOB!]