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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hi, Marney. Hey, Boe. Anything new? | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Hi, Marney. Hey, Boe. Anything new? | ||
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Well, now that you mention it... | :'''[[Moe]]:''' Well, now that you mention it... | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Great Gravy! What is this? I can get beer and food now? I wonder if Marge and the kids | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Great Gravy! What is this? I can get beer and food now? I wonder if Marge and the kids would consider moving here? |
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| − | :'''{{ap|Mandy|Moe Meets His Match}}:''' I wish | + | :'''{{ap|Mandy|Moe Meets His Match}}:''' I wish I had receipts ta count. Mostly I just read junk mail I steal from my neighbors. |
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Oh yeah? I do that too. Y'know, except at Christmas. Durn' the holidays i'm too busy... | :'''[[Moe]]:''' Oh yeah? I do that too. Y'know, except at Christmas. Durn' the holidays i'm too busy... | ||
:'''{{ap|Mandy|Moe Meets His Match}} & [[Moe]]:''' Sticking my head in the oven! | :'''{{ap|Mandy|Moe Meets His Match}} & [[Moe]]:''' Sticking my head in the oven! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Homer]]:''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' You've got a girlfriend? Ooh la la! Look at me! I'm Moe! I like girls! I'm fancy! |
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:'''[[Moe]]:''' I haven't feared for my life this bad since I sold state secrets to the North Koreans! I have to fire her! | :'''[[Moe]]:''' I haven't feared for my life this bad since I sold state secrets to the North Koreans! I have to fire her! | ||
| − | :'''[[Carl]]:''' Moe, she's | + | :'''[[Carl]]:''' Moe, she's your employee and your girlfriend. She could sue you for sexual harassment! |
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:'''{{ap|Mandy|Moe Meets His Match}}:''' Did I ever tell you what I did to the last guy that dumped me? I burnt down his house! Just like i'm gonna do to the next crumbum that breaks my heart! | :'''{{ap|Mandy|Moe Meets His Match}}:''' Did I ever tell you what I did to the last guy that dumped me? I burnt down his house! Just like i'm gonna do to the next crumbum that breaks my heart! | ||
Revision as of 20:37, March 26, 2020
- Lenny: Hi, Moe. Hey, Barney.
- Carl: Hi, Moe. Hey, Barney.
- Homer: Hi, Marney. Hey, Boe. Anything new?
- Moe: Well, now that you mention it...
- Homer: Great Gravy! What is this? I can get beer and food now? I wonder if Marge and the kids would consider moving here?
- Mandy: I wish I had receipts ta count. Mostly I just read junk mail I steal from my neighbors.
- Moe: Oh yeah? I do that too. Y'know, except at Christmas. Durn' the holidays i'm too busy...
- Mandy & Moe: Sticking my head in the oven!
- Homer: You've got a girlfriend? Ooh la la! Look at me! I'm Moe! I like girls! I'm fancy!
- Moe: I haven't feared for my life this bad since I sold state secrets to the North Koreans! I have to fire her!
- Carl: Moe, she's your employee and your girlfriend. She could sue you for sexual harassment!
- Mandy: Did I ever tell you what I did to the last guy that dumped me? I burnt down his house! Just like i'm gonna do to the next crumbum that breaks my heart!
