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Homer's Anti-Motivational Posters is Homer Simpson's set of posters regarding topics related to his low-maintenance lifestyle.

Topic	Description	Quote
Personal Hygiene	Homer thoughtfully sniffs the armpit of his shirt.	If you can sniff and not gag, the shirt's good for another day!
Intimacy	Homer is asleep in bed, while a wide-awake Marge appears annoyed and disappointed.	Always leave 'em wanting more.
Home Improvement	Homer, sitting in his chair, sees a leak on the ceiling starting to drip.	That leak's not going to fix itself ... or WILL it?
Self-Improvement	Homer, shirtless, stands in front of a mirror and flexes. His "mirror self" has well-defined chest and arm muscles and a full head of hair.	You're terrific just the way you are!
Vote	Homer holds a sign reading "Don't forget to not vote YES on the Maybe Initiative!"	Or don't. It really doesn't make much difference either way.
Weight Loss	Homer eats a large ice cream cone while walking by the large front window of a store-front gym, where two people are working out on treadmills.	Do you really want to have to go shopping for new clothes?
Kids	Maggie, Bart and Lisa are geared up and ready to go to an Isotopes game, while Homer is sitting on the couch in his underwear, watching TV and drinking a Duff.	There'll be plenty of time for them when the cable goes out.
Procrastination	Homer is asleep at his computer, slumped over the keyboard.	I'll write the last poster tomorrow.

Homer's posters are a parody of the motivational posters commonly seen in workplaces and schools.