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Homer's Anti-Motivational Posters is Homer Simpson's set of posters (including quotes) to illustrate and reinforce the character traits needed for his low-maintenance lifestyle.

Poster

Trait	Description	Quote
Personal Hygiene	Homer thoughtfully sniffs the armpit of his shirt.	If you can sniff and not gag, the shirt's good for another day!
Intimacy	Homer is asleep in bed, while a wide-awake Marge appears annoyed and disappointed.	Always leave 'em wanting more.
Home Improvement	Homer, sitting in his chair, sees a leak on the ceiling starting to drip.	That leak's not going to fix itself ... or WILL it?
Self-Improvement	Homer, shirtless, stands in front of a mirror and flexes. His "mirror self" has well-defined chest and arm muscles and a full head of hair.	You're terrific just the way you are!
Vote	Homer holds a sign reading "Don't forget to not vote YES on the Maybe Initiative!"	Or don't. It really doesn't make much difference either way.

Appearances

Book – Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness