Difference between revisions of "We Are the Jockeys"
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:''What happened?'' | :''What happened?'' | ||
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:''What is this place?'' | :''What is this place?'' | ||
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:''Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.'' | :''Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.'' | ||
:(''jockeys giggle'') | :(''jockeys giggle'') | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''Why are you talking like that?'' | :''Why are you talking like that?'' | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #1''' | + | :'''Jockey #1:''' |
:''These are our real voices. (normal voice) We only talk like this on your surface world.'' | :''These are our real voices. (normal voice) We only talk like this on your surface world.'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.'' | :''But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.'' | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #1''' | + | :'''Jockey #1:''' |
:''All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.'' | :''All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.'' | ||
| − | :'''All jockeys''' | + | :'''All jockeys:''' |
:''Freaks...freaks...freaks...'' | :''Freaks...freaks...freaks...'' | ||
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:In a fiberglass tree. | :In a fiberglass tree. | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #1''' | + | :'''Jockey #1:''' |
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme... | :'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme... | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #2''' | + | :'''Jockey #2:''' |
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream. | :On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream. | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #3''' | + | :'''Jockey #3:''' |
:But all is not well in Jockey Town. | :But all is not well in Jockey Town. | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #4''' | + | :'''Jockey #4:''' |
:Your renegade horse is making us frown. | :Your renegade horse is making us frown. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''Whadaya want me to do?'' | :''Whadaya want me to do?'' | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #3''' | + | :'''Jockey #3:''' |
:Your horse must lose. | :Your horse must lose. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''My horse must lose?'' | :''My horse must lose?'' | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #5''' | + | :'''Jockey #5:''' |
:No win! | :No win! | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #6''' | + | :'''Jockey #6:''' |
:No show! | :No show! | ||
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:No place! | :No place! | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #4''' | + | :'''Jockey #4:''' |
:Just lose the stinkin' race. | :Just lose the stinkin' race. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:''And what if I refuse to lose?'' | :''And what if I refuse to lose?'' | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #6''' | + | :'''Jockey #6:''' |
:''We'll eat your brain!'' | :''We'll eat your brain!'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:My horse must lose! | :My horse must lose! | ||
:''Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?'' | :''Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?'' | ||
| − | :'''Jockey #1''' | + | :'''Jockey #1:''' |
:''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.'' | :''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.'' | ||
[[Category:Songs]] | [[Category:Songs]] | ||
Revision as of 09:40, October 8, 2019
We are the Jockeys is a song sung by midget jockeys in the episode "Saddlesore Galactica". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Tim Long. It is the twenty-sixth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics
- Homer:
- What happened?
- (jockeys giggle)
- What is this place?
- Jockey #1:
- Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
- (jockeys giggle)
- Homer:
- Why are you talking like that?
- Jockey #1:
- These are our real voices. (normal voice) We only talk like this on your surface world.
- Homer:
- But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.
- Jockey #1:
- All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.
- All jockeys:
- Freaks...freaks...freaks...
- We are the jockeys,
- Jockeys are we,
- We live underground
- In a fiberglass tree.
- Jockey #1:
- 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
- Jockey #2:
- On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
- Jockey #3:
- But all is not well in Jockey Town.
- Jockey #4:
- Your renegade horse is making us frown.
- Homer:
- Whadaya want me to do?
- Jockey #3:
- Your horse must lose.
- Homer:
- My horse must lose?
- Jockey #5:
- No win!
- Jockey #6:
- No show!
- Jockey #3:
- No place!
- Jockey #4:
- Just lose the stinkin' race.
- Homer:
- And what if I refuse to lose?
- Jockey #6:
- We'll eat your brain!
- Homer:
- My horse must lose!
- Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?
- Jockey #1:
- No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.
