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Difference between revisions of "Bart's Army Marching Song"

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:I got a B in arithmetic.
 
:I got a B in arithmetic.
  
:'''Army''':
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:I got a B in arithmetic.
 
:I got a B in arithmetic.
  
:'''Bart''':
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:Would have got an A but I was sick.
 
:Would have got an A but I was sick.
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:Would have got an A but I was sick.
 
:Would have got an A but I was sick.
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:We are rubber, you are glue.
 
:We are rubber, you are glue.
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:We are rubber, you are glue.
 
:We are rubber, you are glue.
  
:'''Bart''':
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:It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
 
:It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
  
:'''Army''':
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:It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
 
:It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:Sound off.
 
:Sound off.
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:One! Two!
 
:One! Two!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:Sound off!
 
:Sound off!
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:Three!! Four!!
 
:Three!! Four!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:In English class I did the best.
 
:In English class I did the best.
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:In English class I did the best.
 
:In English class I did the best.
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:Because I cheated on the test.
 
:Because I cheated on the test.
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:Because I cheated on the test.
 
:Because I cheated on the test.
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:Sound off.
 
:Sound off.
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:One! Two!
 
:One! Two!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:I can't hear you!
 
:I can't hear you!
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:Three!! Four!!
 
:Three!! Four!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:We are happy, we are merry.
 
:We are happy, we are merry.
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:We are happy, we are merry.
 
:We are happy, we are merry.
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:We got a rhyming dictionary.
 
:We got a rhyming dictionary.
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:We got a rhyming dictionary.
 
:We got a rhyming dictionary.
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:Sound off.
 
:Sound off.
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:One! Two!
 
:One! Two!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:One more time!
 
:One more time!
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:Three! Four!
 
:Three! Four!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:Bring it on home now!
 
:Bring it on home now!
  
:'''Army''':
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:'''Army:'''
 
:One! Two! Three! Four!
 
:One! Two! Three! Four!
 
:One! Two! ... Three-Four!
 
:One! Two! ... Three-Four!

Revision as of 09:29, October 8, 2019

"Bart's Army Marching Song"
Bart's Army Marching Song.png
Song Information
Singers: Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Bart Simpson
Kids
Length: 1:15
Writer(s): John Swartzwelder (lyrics)
Appearance(s): "Bart the General"

Bart's Army Marching Song is a song sung by Bart and his army when they were marching into war against Nelson.

Lyrics

Bart:
I got a B in arithmetic.
Army:
I got a B in arithmetic.
Bart:
Would have got an A but I was sick.
Army:
Would have got an A but I was sick.
Bart:
We are rubber, you are glue.
Army:
We are rubber, you are glue.
Bart:
It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
Army:
It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
Bart:
Sound off.
Army:
One! Two!
Bart:
Sound off!
Army:
Three!! Four!!
Bart:
In English class I did the best.
Army:
In English class I did the best.
Bart:
Because I cheated on the test.
Army:
Because I cheated on the test.
Bart:
Sound off.
Army:
One! Two!
Bart:
I can't hear you!
Army:
Three!! Four!!
Bart:
We are happy, we are merry.
Army:
We are happy, we are merry.
Bart:
We got a rhyming dictionary.
Army:
We got a rhyming dictionary.
Bart:
Sound off.
Army:
One! Two!
Bart:
One more time!
Army:
Three! Four!
Bart:
Bring it on home now!
Army:
One! Two! Three! Four!
One! Two! ... Three-Four!

Behind the Laughter

The song is sung to the tune of The Duckworth Chant (also called "Sound Off"), a classic military marching song.

Appearances